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To-Do at Walmart

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 13, 2008, 5:21 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Smagic 97
  • Reading: fanfics
  • Watching: the monitor
  • Playing: WoW
  • Eating: an apple
  • Drinking: orange Monster

Quote/ idea of the day:
Meditate. Humm as loud as you can and when your teacher/boss says something about it, act all offended. "Do you have a problem with my religion, sir!?"

^_^

So I'm at work for a morning shift and I'm doing my best to keep myself awake, and of course I'm surfing around the net. I found a fun site totse.com and I thought I'd share a good list of things to do at walmart while bored. (I know most of you have already seen or read this before but its early and very amusing to me =P )

10 Things To Do At a Walmart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

5. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

7. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels

8. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

.....and last but not least,

10. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

:giggle: :rofl:
I've only done variations of 3 or 4 of these.... but what ones?

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: 11 hours 56 minutes ago
welcome :D

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~shadowyzman:iconshadowyzman: 15 hours 41 minutes ago
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*K-especial:iconK-especial: 1 day 7 hours ago
welcome :D

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

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~MrBeam:iconMrBeam: 1 day 21 hours ago
Thx for the watch and bunch of faves!

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: 3 days 2 hours ago
welcome ^^

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
*K-especial:iconK-especial: 3 days 12 hours ago
welcome ^^

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
=foofoothefreak:iconfoofoothefreak: 3 days 13 hours ago
thanks for the fave!

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: 4 days 5 hours ago
welcome ^^

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
~morbiddemonchild:iconmorbiddemonchild: 4 days 6 hours ago
Thankies for the favourite on Sugar Coated.

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jul 14, 2008, 10:42:16 AM
welcome ^^

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
*DemonRouge76:iconDemonRouge76: Jul 14, 2008, 8:51:46 AM
thanks for the :+fav: s on my BaschxAshe work! ^_^

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jul 12, 2008, 9:33:42 PM
welcome :D

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
*Yunie13:iconYunie13: Jul 12, 2008, 12:27:20 PM
Thank you for the fave!

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jul 12, 2008, 7:33:37 AM
welcome ^^

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>K<
"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
~FenrisFenrir89:iconFenrisFenrir89: Jul 12, 2008, 7:20:45 AM Mood: Love
Thanks for the fav on "FRANBACCA"! ;-)

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*dA-Michiganders:icondA-Michiganders: Jul 10, 2008, 7:30:52 AM
Hi!

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Welcome to :iconda-michiganders:

We hope you enjoy our club devoted to everything Michigan!

Please be sure to read the FAQ journal for all the information regarding the club.

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jul 9, 2008, 7:20:46 PM
welcome ^^

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
`BurlapZack:iconBurlapZack: Jul 8, 2008, 9:45:23 PM
Thanks! :)

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*stuffedbellylover:iconstuffedbellylover: Jul 8, 2008, 4:04:30 AM
Kristy,

you got TAGGED! ;-)

Best wishes,

Chris
*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jul 6, 2008, 5:32:24 PM
welcome :D

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"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
*EddieTheYeti:iconEddieTheYeti: Jul 5, 2008, 6:57:31 AM
Thank you so much for the FAVage my Friend! :D :D :glomp:

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jun 28, 2008, 9:44:31 PM
welcome ^^

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>K<
"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]
=SheldonSands:iconSheldonSands: Jun 28, 2008, 5:32:30 AM
:wave:

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*K-especial:iconK-especial: Jun 22, 2008, 12:27:53 PM
welcome ^^

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>K<
"sit yer ass down in th' chair and drink yer %$@&# damn tea!" - Cid
98% of teens have tried or smoked pot before. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

wanna bite? [link]