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Quote/ idea of the day:
Meditate. Humm as loud as you can and when your teacher/boss says something about it, act all offended. "Do you have a problem with my religion, sir!?"

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So I'm at work for a morning shift and I'm doing my best to keep myself awake, and of course I'm surfing around the net. I found a fun site totse.com and I thought I'd share a good list of things to do at walmart while bored. (I know most of you have already seen or read this before but its early and very amusing to me )

10 Things To Do At a Walmart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

5. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

7. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels

8. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

.....and last but not least,

10. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"


I've only done variations of 3 or 4 of these.... but what ones?

I'm in way too many clubs:




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